Refugees Welcome
Same here, same arguments…
I’m so tired.
sorry i just saw this (i think i know who this is and what it’s about, but if you wouldn’t mind coming off anon so i can respond privately that’d be awesome :) )
Don’t take chain-comments lightly.
Why yes I DID watch this five times in a row.
Man, reading phone: “Write this on ten vines or you’ll get smooshed by a lion *pfft*”
Lion enters.
Man: “Oh God it’s real! It’s real!”
- People: I'm not choosing a side, I'm Team Neutral~
- Me: TEAM CAPTAIN AMERICA. WHOSE TEAM? CAP'S TEAM. *patriotic fireworks go off behind me, an eagle caws*
I - no joke - laughed at this for twenty minutes straight.
aha stop it
You will turn on absolutely anyone, won’t you? So what’s the plan? Leave me to answer for this among the men? Assume they’ll tear me to pieces for granting access to the woman who stole the girl out from under us? My death sentence? Listen to me clearly. Put down that key, walk back through that gate, return the girl, and I will sort this with the men. You have my word. But lock that gate and there is no walking back through it, ever. And I assure you, you will hear from me again.
